We’re talking about BBC in my class right now
Professor said “BBC is often considered the gold standard in broadcasting”
The kid next to me just whispered “gold standard in fucking with my feels”
I just choked on my fucking soda omfg
why are you allowed to drink in classes?
1. I’m in college
2. I’m in America
YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS

Looking for something to fill that void while on your hiatus or hellatus? Join the Hannibal fandom!
p.s. The Merlin fandom can come too.
are you going to eat us
We only eat the rude
RUN SHERLOCKIANS RUN
lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
Oh, you should see the state of these neurons.
He’s had some cowboys in here.
Ten complete rejects!

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend