black-american-queen:

dapenguinninja:

giddytf2:

gyrojojo:

leylatimur:

yeeees
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

black-american-queen:

dapenguinninja:

giddytf2:

gyrojojo:

leylatimur:

yeeees

why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?

and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong

Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both

i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world

although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

20 Oct 14 @ 8:52 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
20 Oct 14 @ 8:51 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

laurenpokedoff:

i-dont-like-jellyfish:

I want to see a McKiss on 301 or I’m gonna kill someone.

McKiss. I’m just imagining someone going through the McDonalds drive-thru ordering a McKiss, and then Aaron Sorkin standing behind the cash register. 

"Would you like to supersize that?"

"Why yes, yes I would." 

image

20 Oct 14 @ 8:12 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

ohmygod I need an UnderKover shirt. Were can I find one. 

20 Oct 14 @ 6:22 pm  —  reblog
#ntsf:sd:suv  #kove  #I NEED  #AH  
laurenpokedoff:

IT’S HAPPENING.

laurenpokedoff:

IT’S HAPPENING.

20 Oct 14 @ 1:42 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

garfield007:

HBO press release

20 Oct 14 @ 1:32 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

overlordofthelollipopguild:

queensuperwholock:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

mugglebornheadcanon:

895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army. 

image

I’ve cried myself dry.

Fuck everything

20 Oct 14 @ 8:37 am  —  via + org  —  reblog
#hp  

universal-escape:

OH HEAVEN HELP ME

20 Oct 14 @ 8:35 am  —  via + org  —  reblog
#aww  

She really wasn’t ashamed to say she had Bieber fever? It’s all right.

20 Oct 14 @ 8:32 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

19 Oct 14 @ 10:50 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
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